Agent Claus

What if Santa is a CIA agent for the 364 days he isn’t in a red suit, ever think of that? Like today I was talking with my friend about how we used to think what awesome things Santa is capable of . This man can fit through tiny chimneys and like stop time to go around the world in an entire night. He would be a perfect secret agent! People may see him as a charming old man, but that’s his facade, so he can protect us from bad guys and use his powers! He is like a superhero, so he must definitely be qualified for the CIA right? I mean what tests do you have to pass in order to be an agent, know many languages (hello he is an international icon, of course he knows like every language!), move quietly without anyone noticing ( he does that at over a billion houses on Christmas!), and handle a gun or some sort of weapon (I think Santa knows how to do this, I mean he lives at the North Pole right? Don’t they have wild rabid polar bears or seals; he has to use one to protect the remarkable Mrs.).